If you shop at Target...you should READ THIS.

If you know me or read my blog then you know how much I love a good deal. Some may call me cheap I call it smart. Why pay more for something when you can get it for less right?!

 

 

Enter:

 

First off I'm sure we can all agree that Target is one of the most fantastical stores ever created. It makes Wal-Mart look like it's white trash baby sister that doesn't get invited to Christmas. I watched documentaries behind both companies and let me tell you... Target is where it's at. A huge plus for me is that they have awesome clothes... and that damn $1.00 isle...oh that isle!

 

And now they have gone and done something amazing...something that ALL of you should go take advantage of as soon as possible. Seriously.

 

 

The Target Red Card.

 

This is NOT a Credit Card. I repeat NOT a Credit Card. After a friend told me about getting one I was skeptical, I thought oh, it's a credit card but when I went to the store with a checkbook in hand (you need to bring a check in) to find out all about this card I was pleasantly surprised. The Target Red Card is basically a debit card just for Target. Here's what you do:

 

1. Take your checkbook to Target with you.

2. Buy a bunch of stuff you may or may not actually need.

3. Go to check out and tell the cashier you want to enroll in the Target Red Card.

4. They will have you fill out this quick little info sheet and ask you for a blank check.

5. They will ring up all your purchases and set up the Red Card for you.

6. You will automatically save 5% off of everything you buy. Every single day. There are NO LIMITS!

7. You walk out so happy that you decided you need to go back as soon as possible to shop more.

 

It's THAT easy!

 

What the Red Card gets you:

5% off of EVERY single purchase. EVERY SINGLE TIME.

FREE SHIPPING on All online purchases + 5% off!

 

Do you KNOW how many more presents I can buy for people now?! Free shipping AND 5% off online... if you want something from me you BETTER register at Target.

 

 

Oh yea Target, Oh yea.

 

I also asked them why they were offering this absolutely FREE and they told me that every time they have to run a credit or debit card they have to pay a fee to that card company (visa, mastercard, etc) so in order to eliminate those fees they created this card that just drafts your checking account for purchases. Simple. Smart. Straightforward. Easy.

 

So, hop on over to Target and go get this card RIGHT Now...

 

 

 

 



I am so smart.

Something truly fantastic happened yesterday.

I RE-downloaded the blogger app to my IPhone and we all know what that means! Blogging just got easy again! I used to post a lot because I would just upload pictures from my phone through the app and then I could talk a little and show you my daily life. Well, the app started messing up a few months back and I am technology stupid so I just deleted it and went on with life. I forgot about it and then magically yesterday I thought... hmmm I should RE-Download it!

 

Speaking about my forgetful mind... I accidentally bought my Gran 3 different birthday cards this year. Oh and did I mentioned that I managed to mail 5 different birthday cards LATE in the month of August. Yes, I have 5 different birthdays to celebrate in August...ridiculous.

 

I will have you know I purchased the cards in plenty of time to get them mailed...but I failed miserably when it came to addressing them. We've got 3 more birthdays coming up in September and I will have you know that I've already purchased all the cards I need to send out...but we will see if they go out in time this month.

 

I tried Thai food for the first time ever last week at work.

I ordered the most Chinese thing I could find and it was okay...until it made me sick.

Not a Thai fan.

 

 

 

I... Terri Knight am in a Fantasy Football league with 2 guys from work. We had a draft party last night and everything went wayyyy over my head. So I just drank a bottle of wine and wrote our players names on the board. I managed to get 1 Saint on the team...



 

 

And players from the teams I hate most...(Raiders/Steelers)

The guys just keep telling me, "Terri you can't have personal feelings about our draft team."

I just kept drinking wine.

 

I made this under 400 calorie Pizza today for lunch - It was Amazing.

 

Last week my BFF Jen came back into town from going off to get married!

 We celebrated at the Hard Rock for CK's show last Thursday... Jager Bombs!

 

 

Then once we were full of Jager we went to City Target in downtown Seattle and I saw the most wonderus thing this southern girl has ever seen:

An Escalator JUST for your shopping cart!!! Magic.

 

 

I also discovered that my husband is a cologne/body spray hoarder:

 

This doesn't even include whats in the bathroom. He even had the audacity to tell me he ran out of his favorite and needs more. So, like any reasonable woman I decided to go find a new flavor I liked.

 

 

I want the white and blue one. University Village Chad... University Village.

 

 

and finally to sum up my life... my angel-monkey-lover:

 

I should have never gotten her... I am going to lose my shit if something ever happens to her. Like really. She needs to get bitten by a vampire because I don't think I can make it in this life without that sweet little furry face breathing on me every night.

That 5%

Life has been crazy busy lately. I had all the big wigs from my company come in this week and what that means is nicer outfits, company lunches and dinners, and a more exhausted than usual Terri.

 

   

 

Thankfully this next week will be a LOT less crazy.

Even though I was super busy this weekend my husband decided to make me go to the movies because we had a Free Large Coke coupon that was expiring (very important not to miss that one) AND he booked a gig at the Hard Rock on Thursday night. Now, I am normally the type of girl that comes home from work, works out, and then showers and gets in bed. I also have Big Brother to watch and I will have you know I gave up BOTH nights Wed. & Thurs. for that man. Ugh Marriage.



In other news...I'm obsessed with Target. I got their Target RedCard which links up to your checking account and automatically draws from it like a check BUT it give you 5% off EVERY SINGLE PURCHASE. I also just discovered that you get free shipping on Target.com which comes in VERY handy with all the weddings I've got coming up. You're all getting stuff from Target. SURPRISE!

Things have also been going amazing in the workout/weight loss front. I'm going to do a full review soon but in the mean time I did my first 2 a day today! I went to the gym with the hubs this morning and did a mile on the treadmill and then practiced my cheer moves while he finished up. Then this afternoon I went to Gold's gym which we are members of until the 31st when our Groupon expires (love those things) and I discovered they replaced all the old ass machines with new Fantastic Touch Screen ones! I ended up doing another mile on the treadmill, 3 miles on the bike, and killed my arms with the weight machines. After I got home and showered the stiffness began.



Thanks for pointing that out Brittany.


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