Children (Fiction)

Children are little things that come from magic.

I'm a Christan so I believe that this only occurs because God wants it to.

No, that doesn't mean I'm a Dugger.

I fully and whole hearted support every form of birth control.

 and use several of them

With this being said No Magic will be happening in my belly anytime soon!

However, I tend to worry every single month that I'm going to accidentally get preggers.

While it wouldn't be the END of my world because

1. I'm married

2. I'm an adult

3. My husband and I both have good jobs

 But we are just not ready yet.

So, every month I'm freaking out for a few days thinking...oh my God when is the last time I drank?, when was my period?, where will they go to school?, etc. It's ridiculous and CK usually ignores me but I end up making him scared at least once because I get mad that he's not taking me seriously.

I pray and pray that I'm not pregnant.

And then when that magical moment happens and my aunt comes to town the balance in life has been RESTORED!

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Then I start to think about what one of my friends once told me....

"Terri, I'm trying to get pregnant now and dude, I think all those times I prayed and prayed not to get pregnant are keeping me from getting knocked up now"

Hahahah, it's okay to laugh at that people she was laughing and that my friend is the funniest thing I think she has ever told me. Surely that logic can't be correct...or let's hope not!

*To our families that read this this was a blog of pure fiction, none of it true. Please don't call us freaking out. No babies for 5 Years!*

Blahhhh

This is what I feel like today:



This is what is on my face today:

It's a huge freaking pimple.

WTF.

 I'm 25 when do these stop?

I will be hitting the gym tonight...rolls, pimples, and all.

Facebook Gossip

I'm trying to upload pictures from my phone but it's being a bitch.

So, as I sullenly gazing at my Pinterest I came across this Jewel

Hahhaha

I love this and Amanda I LOVE that you pinned it hahaha!



200 PIES

The 200 is for my 200th post!

I wonder if anyone has read all 200 besides me?

Now onto the PIES.

I think things are getting a little out of control in the food world. They are taking the most delicious fattening things and putting them together to make them even WORSE and MORE amazing. We are all going to be 700lbs if this insanity doesn’t stop soon. I can only say No for so long people! We all know I’m guilty of the Slutty Brownies combo HERE which include Brownies/Cookies/Oreos and to make it worse Saturday I made Red Velvet Brownies and holy GOD they are amazing! Then yesterday morning I am looking at Yahoo and I see this article with the following pictures of the 10 most Outrageous Pies:

 

(Pie Shakes)

 First off they have these at Sherries RIGHT BESIDE MY HOUSE! These things are amazing and soooo horrible for you. Luckily I have only gotten one 1 time when we first moved up here and I have stayed away since then but I’m telling you it’s hard. 

 

(Fried Pizza Pie) 

 Holy shit!? Is this for real??? At first I was like hmmmm that probably won’t be good then I kept thinking about it, kept looking at it, and decided that this might be the most amazing thing ever created and I HAVE to try it before I die. WHYYYYYY are they doing this to me!?

 

(The Cherpumple)

Okay this looks DISGUSTING but the fact that someone actually took time to BAKE whole pies into whole cakes and then assemble it and top it with pink cream cheese icing and peanut M&Ms astound me. This is one of the weirdest things I have ever seen and Thankfully I have NO desire to try this out one day. (Okay I probably would if it was in front of me) 

 

(Mac n Cheese pie)

  So, I’m not a die hard Mac and Cheese person…it usually upsets my stomach due to all the creamy cheesiness but CK is obsessed with all things Mac N Cheese so I will probably have to drive to LA and order this for him and take a bite one day. I mean seriously…. I gotta at least try it I’ll just make him eat the rest. 

There are other crazy ones on this list as well such as the Fried Frito Pie & the Pizza Pot Pie that get my stomach going but I feel like I’ve gained 5lbs just from reading this article.

What is the world coming to?

Why are we obsessed with combining the most high calorie/fat foods?

Am I the only one that wants to dive face first into my computer? 

Should I seek help?  

What is the Craziest Food Combo that you have heard of/tried?

(Seriously, I see that people read my blog start answering my questions! I’m dying to know especially on this one!)

Angry Birds Strike Seattle!

Happy Friday Everyone! Today is simply amazing- My mom who has been staying with us while she got a job and found an apartment finally got one yesterday and moves in tomorrow! (It’s been almost 3 months!) I’m so excited for her & for us to have our apartment back! (Not that we didn’t enjoy your stay Mom! Lol) I should be getting my award for “Best Child of the Year” soon. Other than that awesome news it is BEAUTIFUL outside and WARM! It is supposed to stay like this all weekend and I plan on taking full advantage of the outdoors with some running and “dogparking” with the beast. I have also completed my 2nd week of my 28 day challenge! I did have one slip up.. I completely FORGOT to do my 50 squats on Wednesday! I was destroyed when I realized it but I’m not going to count that as a mess up- I made up for it yesterday by doing 100 squats. Holy Beegeezus my legs are killing me today but I feel great and I think this challenge is really working. I still haven’t stepped on scale in oh say MONTHS but I’m changing that soon (However, I will never tell you on here! NEVERRRRR) Anyways I’m so happy! Life is Great right now and all I want to do is go shopping. 

Onto other news… How many of you guys love Angry Birds? I know I do but I had to delete them off of my phone because I would stay up late not going to sleep and not sleeping just makes me ugly and bitchy. However, check this out! 

We just had dinner on top of the Space Needle the other week!

Angry Birds just released a NEW version where they are in SPACE and they used the Space Needle for a huge promotional stunt! How cool is this!? I love this city.

These Pictures were taken off of King5.com and for the full article on it Click HERE. I hope you have a fantastic weekend wherever you are and rest assured I am going to be enjoying the sun! 

Do you play Angry Birds?

What is your Favorite Outdoor Activity?

I'm Obsessed...

I am completely OBSESSED

with Colored Blazers!

 

 

Now, this is also a game... Find the one that was only married 72 days!

Ready Go!

 

 

 

Pain Pills and Sarah Mclachlan

Why do weekends go so Fast and the weekdays just seem to draaaaag out?

Yes, I know Every.Single.Person. has this complaint on Sunday nights or Monday mornings but still I want to know!

This weekend was pretty fun CK had a show Friday night at a local coffee shop and it was like an apartment get together. A lot of our neighbors came out to support CK which is always nice and later that night we all ended up at a local bar called Juanita Pub. I expected this place to be a hole in the wall but we walked in to loud techno/dance music (say what?!) and it was full of young babies (18-21?) everyone looked so young (maybe because I am old now wahh) our either REALLY old and out of place but that lead to some awesome people watching! The other thing that marked my new love for this place was how cheap it was! They had $3.00 wells after 9pm and the food was super affordable and SUPER huge portion wise (it was also SUPER delicious) We got a huge trough (over 1lb!) of French Fries with cheese and bacon…totally healthy but split between 4 people it wasn’t to terrible right? PS. It was only $7.00! Cheap!

We stayed there for a hour or so and then headed home.. my back and abs were KILLING me due to a lot of working out this past week. Do you ever have those times where it just hurts to sit up and breath because your stomach is so sore and your spine feels like it is breaking in half. Yea, that was me Friday night and I just needed SLEEP. I haven’t been getting a lot of that lately and my life sucks when that happens. Saturday was filled with resting and TV watching- totally what I needed and when I woke up Sunday I was ready to do a 5k! My legs were still sore from my run on Thursday so I decided to do the 5k on the Crossramp which ended up being a Great workout and the fastest one I have done in awhile on the Ramp. (Don’t be to impressed it was a 45min 5k) I think the Treadmill might be helping me get faster...which is great! I also did a killer arm/back workout and my 2^nd day of 50 squats before getting ready to go shopping with my friend Angela. She is from Miami and a complete ball of fun! Shopping with her is defiantly one of my new favorite hobbies but there were a couple things I learned yesterday:

1.       Do NOT buy heavy things First when you will not be going back to the car until then end of the trip.

2.       Do NOT wear a big heavy coat even though it is cold Outside into the mall

I am an idiot and Bath and Body Works had those Candles I love on sale again. BBW was our 2^nd stop of the day and I managed to buy about 20lbs worth of stuff (2 big candles & 5 foam soaps) to carry for the next 3 hours. More shopping was done through a HUGE mall and more purchases were bought and of course more heavy stuff for me. We came across a hair store that was closing and everything was 50% off. This lead me to buy the biggest Paul Mitchell Shampoo and Conditioners I could find and these babies:

Hello pretty nails!

I deemed shopping my workout #2 of the day after sweating buckets in my big coat (Do not wear a big coat when on a shopping marathon because you either have to sweat as I mentioned before OR you have to carry it…adding another 3lbs to your load!) and giving my arms another killer workout with all the extra weight. I got home cooked Spaghetti and Meatballs (Have I told you lately how much I LOVE CK’s new job? Grass fed organic Beef is SERIOULSY the only way to go – delicious) almost passed out from starvation because I “forgot” to eat. WTF how do you do that? I swear I really do though and I always want to die when I realized it.

It’s like Dumb and Dumber when Lloyd goes, “HARRY! Do you REALIZE what you’ve done!?”

Then CK also bought another one of these home:

I ate two… the rest were gone this morning… I think someone has a problem. Cough*CK*Cough

Then I passed out like a baby.

My whole body was sore and hurting again so I took a pain pill, crawled in bed, and called it a night at 9pm.

I slept better last night than I have in awhile.

I suppose pure exhaustion is the trick to sleeping well…oh and pain pills.

On that note I leave you with this:

Thanks ASPCA, Thanks.

PS. We love the animals in my house... if you are looking for a place to donate money choose ASPCA or your local animal shelters! 

Remember: Animals are innocent... they can't go get jobs or protect themselves like humans can.