Children (Fiction)

Children are little things that come from magic.

I'm a Christan so I believe that this only occurs because God wants it to.

No, that doesn't mean I'm a Dugger.

I fully and whole hearted support every form of birth control.

 and use several of them

With this being said No Magic will be happening in my belly anytime soon!

However, I tend to worry every single month that I'm going to accidentally get preggers.

While it wouldn't be the END of my world because

1. I'm married

2. I'm an adult

3. My husband and I both have good jobs

 But we are just not ready yet.

So, every month I'm freaking out for a few days thinking...oh my God when is the last time I drank?, when was my period?, where will they go to school?, etc. It's ridiculous and CK usually ignores me but I end up making him scared at least once because I get mad that he's not taking me seriously.

I pray and pray that I'm not pregnant.

And then when that magical moment happens and my aunt comes to town the balance in life has been RESTORED!

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Then I start to think about what one of my friends once told me....

"Terri, I'm trying to get pregnant now and dude, I think all those times I prayed and prayed not to get pregnant are keeping me from getting knocked up now"

Hahahah, it's okay to laugh at that people she was laughing and that my friend is the funniest thing I think she has ever told me. Surely that logic can't be correct...or let's hope not!

*To our families that read this this was a blog of pure fiction, none of it true. Please don't call us freaking out. No babies for 5 Years!*