Look who's pregnant!

If you came to read this blog hoping it would be ME then you are.... WRONG. HA!


But seriously... these chicks got knocked up and I know they are celebrities but I'm so happy for them! I have no idea why but I just think they both are/will be great mommies and well... good people should have more children.


I guess vajazzling pays off... girl has got a bun in the oven with her costar husband/real life boyfriend Brian Hallisay. Hopefully, he doesn't abandon her in real life like his character did on The Client List.

This other one inspires me. I don't care how stupid she is I LOVE HER. I feel like when I start having kids I'm going to do it exactly how she did... one right after the other as quickly as possible. HAHA Ready Chad? I just love these two together. I feel like they REALLY love each other and I will put money on this one working. If they ever get a divorce I will cry my little heart out and I have no idea why I get so attached to celebrity relationships but I DO! Kim & Kroy:


Baby #3 (for him) #5 (for her) is in the oven and I realllllly hope it's going to be a GIRL! If it is Rose was right and that woman really is a psychic.

Congrats ladies! Yay, for pregnancies that excite me and not ones that make me think the Anti-Christ is about to be born....

I don't hate the kid because of Kim... I hate it because of Kanye. That kid is going to be a little bitch I can just feel it.

Children (Fiction)

Children are little things that come from magic.

I'm a Christan so I believe that this only occurs because God wants it to.

No, that doesn't mean I'm a Dugger.

I fully and whole hearted support every form of birth control.

 and use several of them

With this being said No Magic will be happening in my belly anytime soon!

However, I tend to worry every single month that I'm going to accidentally get preggers.

While it wouldn't be the END of my world because

1. I'm married

2. I'm an adult

3. My husband and I both have good jobs

 But we are just not ready yet.

So, every month I'm freaking out for a few days thinking...oh my God when is the last time I drank?, when was my period?, where will they go to school?, etc. It's ridiculous and CK usually ignores me but I end up making him scared at least once because I get mad that he's not taking me seriously.

I pray and pray that I'm not pregnant.

And then when that magical moment happens and my aunt comes to town the balance in life has been RESTORED!

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Then I start to think about what one of my friends once told me....

"Terri, I'm trying to get pregnant now and dude, I think all those times I prayed and prayed not to get pregnant are keeping me from getting knocked up now"

Hahahah, it's okay to laugh at that people she was laughing and that my friend is the funniest thing I think she has ever told me. Surely that logic can't be correct...or let's hope not!

*To our families that read this this was a blog of pure fiction, none of it true. Please don't call us freaking out. No babies for 5 Years!*