WTF Wednesday!?

I think I like WTF Wednesdays... It's like I can ramble about the oddest things that don't really go together. Much like my life.

Last Friday after I got off work I decided I deserved a pedicure. I did NOT take a before picture you do not ever want to see my funk nasty heels when they haven't had a pedicure in oh say over 7 months.

Oh sweet Heaven!

Then after all the usual stuff this happened:

They put warm paraffin wax stuff in plastic bags and then tied them around my feet massaging in the wax and then putting my feet in warm booties. WTF!? It was amazing! Why has this never happened to me before?

PS. I paid $10 bucks LESS than what I used to pay in MS. WTF?! Only $25 bucks to get a pedicure with white tips?!!! I'll be back ladies... I will be back!

Terri loves you.

If you're in Kirkland and need magic done to your feet go to:

Four Seasons Nails

Now, this is not Four Seasons work... I went home and decided to do my nails myself...

WTF?! is that cut from? And yes I'm a hand model now a Plus sized hand model.

I guess it was "Beauty" week at our house last week because Olive also got her first Haircut in WA.

She got full paper treatment with full pamper price. $60 bucks. WTF!?

I guess the little shit was worth it though, she came back super happy and supper clean. However, they cut her hair to damn short and she looked like a boy fox. I am not happy. I told them not to do the stupid short haired pom cut and they did it anyway. I like my girl to look like a pretty lion...like this:

Not a shaved Fox...

Look how pissed she is!

Thank God it's already starting to grow out a little...She's getting tired of me calling her the ugly Fox.

Wooooorkkk it.

I won't name the place because I'm not certain I like them but here's another thing that makes me go "hmmmm."

Early this week we got this in the mail... Now, CK might have dropped her off and picked her up but I made the damn appointment. He talked to ME and I know that Olive would never leave her mother out of a thank you card. Nor, does she have the skills to take a picture of herself so I'm guessing that they forged this letter. Not sure how I feel about this.

I've mentioned before on here that CK is a butcher as well as, a musician and we have a problem. 1) He comes home and smells like smoked meat. Olive flips out and wont stop licking him to death or sniffing for a good 45 minuets. 2) He makes me hungry when I smell him 3) He keeps bringing home delicious meaty things. WTF!?

Example A.

Gourmet beef and pork hot dogs. Say whaaaat.

I also decided something today that might have you saying WTF!?

I'm going to write a book.

Now, there is no deadline for this it might take my whole life but I am going to start on it soon. I love reading and for some reason I can't wait to develop a story and write it down so it turns real. How neat is that.... It will of course be filled with thousand of grammatical errors but hey, that's what editors are for!

What is something you want to do in your lifetime?