Big Boobs Suck for the following reasons:
When they get older they sag.
When you run they bounce and hurt.
When wear a bra they hurt your shoulders.
When you don't wear a bra they hurt other people.
When you roll over in bed on them they get smushed and hurt.
I hear breast feeding hurts.
If you go buy a shirt at a store they usually don't fit in the boob pockets.
Big Boobs are fun for several reasons but overall I wish I had smaller boobs.
I feel like running would be so much more enjoyable if I didn't have pillows of fat bouncing everywhere and slowing me down.
Well, never mind... I guess if JWOWW can do it in a tube top there's hope.
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On a side note: I miss my husband.
The only reason I know what he looks like is from pictures but I did find this little note when I came in from the gym today....
They look like they could walk onto the set of the next Fast and Furious movie.
Big Boobs are fun for several reasons but overall I wish I had smaller boobs.
I feel like running would be so much more enjoyable if I didn't have pillows of fat bouncing everywhere and slowing me down.
Well, never mind... I guess if JWOWW can do it in a tube top there's hope.
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On a side note: I miss my husband.
The only reason I know what he looks like is from pictures but I did find this little note when I came in from the gym today....
Sweet love
& Feel free to send me free things.
Now time for something Classy:
What's your favorite Reality TV show?
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