Girl Code !

Last Thursday we went with some friends to Parlor Live in Bellevue, WA to see Jessimae Peluso who you know from MTV's Girl Code.


She was hilarious. If you ever get the chance to see her do it but be prepared for filthy comedy. I like my comedy filthy so I was pleased but if you're not into raunchy just stay home and watch some Netflix. After the show we got to meet her and grab a quick picture. She was super nice and told Chad and I we were cute together... we became besties immediately. I asked her about her dog and we basically traded best friend bracelets after that. Not to mention she had the best shirt I've ever seen in my life...call me girl!

 Yes, that is Kim Kardashians ugly crying face.

 

In other news... the venue is just a mess. It was the second time that we have been to Parlor and the crappy seating layout hasn't changed (meaning it's still crap) but this time the service was horrible. I don't know how this place keeps getting voted the Best in Washington because it's not. Laughs in Kirkland is way better and laid out perfectly for a comedy club. I hate going to parlor but they always seem to get the people I want to see; however, I'm pretty sure that was my last show there. I'm done with them and I wish you all luck if you give the place a shot. Make sure to get VIP seating if you go though because if you don't...it's even worse. Now I'm off to go give them a horrible Yelp review...

You're a Fashole!

Last week on Leap Day my mom and I had a little date. We went to see the amazing, the legendary, JOAN RIVERS do stand up at Benaroya Hall in Downtown Seattle. I have been obsessed with this woman since I was little and saw her at all the red carpet events. Then I grew up and found out she is a legendary comic who paved the way for women in comedy and plastic surgery. I love her. She is fantastic and It was one of the best nights ever!  

Benaroya Hall is amazing in and of itself and I was totally excited to get to see what it looked like on the inside. We got there about 20 minuets early and felt oh so fancy with them offering gourmet snacks and a full bar. Neither of us wanted to drink or eat so we went up to the second floor so I could snap a few pictures.

Then a picture of us...after 12 tries.

Then they opened the doors and we rushed in along with the hundreds of other people. I had ordered nice seats but I didn't expect us to be This Close:

Row K... for Knight ya know.

Then another picture of us

She wore fur. I hate fur. It was fake fur but I still told her she was horrible.

Then I told her it was okay because I think both of us look cute enough NOT to be a Fashole and that's important when you are going to see Joan.

Crowd Shot:

I love the little guy in the red vest. (Their wives made them come)

Then Joan took the stage for over an hour! That's crazy insane for a comedian and especially one that is 78. Speaking of age one of the funnier jokes she did was about when people introduce her as 78 years Young. She said Al Roker did this to her and she thought, WTF let me introduce him as Al Roker 375lbs Thin.

HAHHAHAHAHAHA

She is very lewd, crewed, and completely politically incorrect.

If you can't love it don't go.

You  may cry.

There she is.

She was wearing this sparkly disco ball coat thing and I could not get a picture to turn out for the life of me but I swear that really is her.

Then at the end she put on this hot pink big bird coat and said her goodbyes.

What a fun night getting to see a legend with my Momma!