Taylor Swift & a Goat

This is so funny! I almost threw up I was laughing/coughing so hard.
Thank you Jordan for posting that on FB and making my night.

Also, my new favorite website is Buzzfeed thanks to Cely. Keeps me happy all day long... especially when I find Gay Nev & Max Catfish moments & 49 reasons why The Notebook is the worst most frustrating movie ever.

And today's question:
Day 26: Where have you been?
I've been a lot of different places and I love to travel. Some of my favorite places were: Maui, New York, London, Paris, Berlin, Chicago, Vegas, Seattle, Miami, & Texas... just kidding I hate Texas.

15 Facts.

Day 25: 15 Facts about you.

 

1. I've never been skinny and I really would like to be at least once in my life.

2. I'm a horrible speller.

3. I have a new love of Yoga... like, I'm totally addicted.

4. I love getting things for FREE via coupons and discounts but I will spend a $1,000 on something crazy like a camera or purse in a heartbeat.

5. If my dog dies I'm going to lose my shit... seriously.

6. Today I am super homesick for my family and friends... like all I want to do is be able to drive to their house and bake cookies with them.

7. I married the greatest man alive. Sorry ladies.

8. I love my job but I really wish I didn't have to work.

9. When people talk about missing High School I just feel bad for them that their lives never got any better... I mean it was fun but I don't miss those small minds and gossipy small towns.

10. I think my friends are the best people in the world.

11. I want my future children to never worry about their parents getting a divorce and get the childhood that Chad and I didn't.

12. I'm obsessed with pizza and anytime we travel somewhere new I have to try out the local joint.

13. I'd rather spend all my money on traveling than clothes.

14. I have about a 3.5 - 4 hour shopping limit. Once I go past 4 hours I just want to kill everyone.

15. When I'm hungry, I'm the biggest bitch you will ever meet.

 

The Walking Dead

So, I have to explain myself first. I hate zombies. They are awful things and for my entire life I swore to never watch a zombie show/movie. However, after 2 years of begging I finally gave into my husband and watched a little show called "The Walking Dead." Much to my amazement I fell in love with it and now all I care about are Sunday nights. Why is this show so good?! Why can't they put out 2 episodes every Sunday like Bravo does with the Real Housewives shows. I NEED MORE. I NEED it all the time! So, Monday through Saturday I find myself watching reruns and googling images... which brings me to the reason for this post.

 

The top 20 BEST Walking Dead funnies: (In no particular order)

 

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(How about a nice cup of Shut the F*** up)

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Come on Sunday!

Oh and here's my question of the day:
Day 24: Top 5 Favorite Foods

1. Pizza
2. Cheese
3. Potato's
4. Chocolate
5. Biscuits

Obviously, I have serious issues with carbs and cheese. Oh well... I hate all of you liars that will say: Salmon, Broccoli, Brown Rice, Fruit, & Veggies. Liars. Dirty stinking Liars.