It's my Birthday!

Usually on my birthday I cry but this year I feel good. I don't feel that dread feeling but instead I just feel thankful. The last year was filled with ups and downs but it has ended on a high note and I am so excited about 2013. However, I still have some issues: I woke up this morning with a sore throat and I'm sorta kinda freaking out I might get sick and now I'm pumping myself with vitamins and meds in hopes of not getting sick while also trying to chase away some killer cramps. Happy Birthday right? It's okay though because I have cheesecake in the fridge and Chad has told me I can pick anything I want to eat for dinner tonight; also while he is at work today I am picking out our movie marathon choices for tonight and tomorrow. I can't think of anything I want to do more than to just lay around and watch movies with my husband for my birthday. I am so lucky.

 

We had a wonderful Christmas break that I will talk more about later but for today I leave you with some crazy baby news:

 

This is really going to happen...

= Baby

 

Shit. The world really is going to end soon... she does know that you can't return a baby after 72 days right? Congrats Kanye...now you can write Gold Digger Part 2 because she's got you for 18 years now.

 

 

Phaedra Parks off of Real Housewives of Atlanta is preggo with baby #2 now. I actually am starting to like her more this season and hopefully Apollo can keep from flirting with MS. USA from now on.

 

And this one is at it again... Jessica Simpson is still unmarried but popping out baby #2. I'm sorry but the older I get the more I'm not into this ass backwards way of doing things... I don't care if you don't want to be pregnant and in a wedding dress. Get married already and stop popping out bastards - shit your father was a priest wasn't he!? 

Oh, speaking of... while I was googling them her parents are getting a divorce and the rumor is that he has come out of the closet. Seriously... worst way to end a marriage ever: I'm sorry but after 34 years of being married to you this whole time I really liked penis. I'd kill him - not because he is gay but because I was a beard...for 34 years. (Tina I'm talking to you.)

 

I'm super sad about this one... I love Bethenny and I wanted her to have it all..but sometimes you're just to messed up to really make it work with anyone else. I honestly think she won't ever be able to work with anyone unless she really works on herself but she totally deserves to be happy and I think Jason really loved her... so sad.

 

And to no ones surprise...

These two are divorcing after 26 days... why isn't there a law for banning idiots from getting married... like really she should never be able to get married or have any more children. This is when I miss the good old days of sterilization.

 

What do I enjoy on my birthday you ask? Good celebrity gossip. Boom!

 

Happy New Year everyone!!!