Oh she's just being Miley

Now you know I can't not talk about the VMAs


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I don't really care about her stupid bear outfit or dancing like a dumbass. What I DO care about is her stupid tongue. Put it in your mouth! I have no idea why you would even think that would be a good look. She looks like a crazy pre-teen that just snorted ecstasy and is rolling her butt off.

Also... this GIF is the best one ever. Tre I feel ya.
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WHY didn't someone tell her this is what would happen? Isn't this why we have DRESS REHEARSALS? I would never say Miley is fat or needs to do squats like some of you jerks but the fit and material of these "clothes" is disgusting. I'm so tired of seeing people be skinny and still not wear flattering clothes. JUST MAKE THE DANG SHORTS COVER YOUR BUTT. That is not Cotton. It does not stretch.

Can you imagine the bacteria down there after that "performance?!"
All I could think was, "I wonder what her future in laws think of her?"
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Isn't she just precious.
PS. The bears eyes are bloodshot.