Oh she's just being Miley

Now you know I can't not talk about the VMAs


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I don't really care about her stupid bear outfit or dancing like a dumbass. What I DO care about is her stupid tongue. Put it in your mouth! I have no idea why you would even think that would be a good look. She looks like a crazy pre-teen that just snorted ecstasy and is rolling her butt off.

Also... this GIF is the best one ever. Tre I feel ya.
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WHY didn't someone tell her this is what would happen? Isn't this why we have DRESS REHEARSALS? I would never say Miley is fat or needs to do squats like some of you jerks but the fit and material of these "clothes" is disgusting. I'm so tired of seeing people be skinny and still not wear flattering clothes. JUST MAKE THE DANG SHORTS COVER YOUR BUTT. That is not Cotton. It does not stretch.

Can you imagine the bacteria down there after that "performance?!"
All I could think was, "I wonder what her future in laws think of her?"
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Isn't she just precious.
PS. The bears eyes are bloodshot.

Hi there strangers...

Andddddd I'm Back!

Okay, so a lot of crap has been going on....

Liam is dumping Miley! Yay!!!


I mean I knew this was coming ever since she did this crap:

Gross.

We also got a new POPE! I'm not Catholic but I hear this is pretty big news...

Now, back to me. Work has been consuming my life which has cause me to oh, say suck at blogging and I've also been super focused on working out lately. So focused I can barely lift my arms to type. Going to two yoga classes weekly along with a body works class and 2 days of cardio/running. I feel amazing. I'm pretty happy with my life right now and in HUGE news... if you follow my instagram you have seen that I finally decided on what purse to buy!!!



Hello, lover. I'm going to wait to start using it until after this weekend. My current purse is green and since it is St. Patrick's Day it only makes sense to rock the green. Speaking of this weekend... it's going to be so much fun! I can't wait to recap it next week.

If you're in Seattle what are YOUR plans this weekend? I might just pop up on you and throw green glitter in ya face!

Think: Glow sticks.