Push it!

Well...well...well...

Here's what I've been up to since Wednesday:

1. Slacking on working out (FAIL)

2. Selling as much stuff as possible before this move

3. Tracking down big boxes and kicking the homeless out of them.

4. Working/being a big baby about leaving my guys at work (I'm gona miss them)

5. Going out to every dump bar in Laurel before we leave just to say I have been.

6. Spending as much time with friends as possible.

7. Trying to complete tasks to get ready for this move (TONS OF THINGS)

8. Trying not to kill Chad for destroying our apartment. I'm ashamed at how ugly it is right now.

Last night started out like something out of a cheesey 80's movie where it's just a couple innocent kids that get taken on a wild ride one night that ends up being the best night EVER. Well, not really the best night ever but definatly one of those you look back on and say, "How in the hell did that happen last night?" Yesterday, after I got off work I stayed at the warehouse for a little bit and had some new 8oz Bud Light Lime's with my boss and warehouse manager. I absolutely love the guys I work with and I've never had a job where your boss has a cold one waiting on you at 5pm. Granted those are the perks that come while one works for a Beer distributor. So, we had a few beers and then it was time for me to try and drive home (I was totally under the legal limit but I did have a little buzz good thing I live verrrry close to my job - like a mile and half away) The hubs wasn't home and I didn't want the party to stop so I stopped in on my friend Michelle told her to get dressed and lets go downtown and drink 2 for 1 glasses of wine and make CK come get us later. (I'm a horrible wife) It didn't take much convincing and we arrived shortly at the bar! It was cheap wine on the special but we showed it who was boss and then we called my warehouse manager to come join us. At this point Chad was on his way back home and sent me the most beautiful text message I have ever gotten in my life, "So, you want me to come now or do dishes and trash first?" SERIOUSLY, although it makes it sound like all I do is beat my husband and make him clean and drive me around all the time I seriously did not expect him to be trained so well and so quickly. Girls, it takes a lot of time and effort to get them molded THAT good. haha... After CK got to the bar (yes, I said go home and do the dishes please -he's the best!) and we had our fill of wine we decided to go to a local legion club thing. I don't understand these "moose lodges" I just remember seeing them on Rosanne (remember that show! Love it) but I think you pay to be a member and then you can come drink there? But we aren't members and I'm not paying to be one so... we went and drank anyways. There was Karaoke... and that's about the last little bit I remember. Don't worry though...there's video.

Making my mother proud every day since 1986.

Since I am the best singer/dancer in the world I have to preform for everyone. I have no idea why people let me do this to myself nor why my husband is sitting in a chair looking like he is waiting for lap dance. This is completely embarrassing but I love it anyways. Nor do I have any idea why I think I have to work the crowd? ARE YOU PUSHING IT LEGION??

Believe it or not, after that astounding rendition of PUSH IT by Salt-N-Peppa I felt the crowd needed a little more... so then I turned country and gave um a little Garth Brooks - I got friends in low places.

To my knowledge there's no video of this one... hopefully.

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That brings me to this morning, I wasn't dead but I woke up with that feeling of, "did I make someone mad last night?" I hate that feeling! Turns out the only thing I did was dig my nails into Chads arm and draw blood when he tried to take my food INTO the bar to eat it. I'm a horrible wife but I swear it's only because my nails are long right now and I never let them get long and I didn't know my power. I love you husband and I'm sorry that I made you bleed, but you knew getting into this-- there will be blood.

only class and dignity here people.

She's embarrassed to be seen with me now.

Enjoy people..Enjoy.

My First WIAW

Going to try something New today and Link up to a new friend over at Peas and Crayons! I see this on Kristas Blog a lot and finally figured out how to get the cute little link at the bottom so here we go (oh and if you're new to my site HI! and Follow me!):  Breakfast:  

Oatmeal with Cinnamon, Honey, & Nutella

 Lunch:  Leftover Lasagna from Monday night Tastes even better now! This picture was totally stolen from Google. oops.  Dinner: 

Dinner will be Pan sauteed Tilapia, vegetables, & rice

 Snacks will be the following (Pics stolen from Google once again): and a spoon full of Nutella for desert HOPEFULLY this is ALL I will eat today!!!  Oh shit, I've already left out a snack I munched on earlier... I need to start doing these everyday and posting them so you can all yell at me for eating too much. I had some of these out of the bag.. JUST A FEW I SWEAR probably not even a serving:     



Do you eat things and then forget about eating them? I DO!

NO CHAD NO!

Ya know how I talked about how awesome Chad was in that last post?

 Well, I might kill him today but I guess that's just what love is like: Love um one day, Kill them the next. You see, CK was off from work today and wanted to start packing (he is extremely excited and losing control of reality) and the only thing I told him was

DO NOT TAKE ANYTHING OFF OF THE WALLS! 

I came home to this on my lunch break and the rest of my EMPTY walls!

I also came home to his toys that were put up in our storage space spread out in the middle of the living room. He was "going through them" I call it playing. I married a giant child.

Masters of the Universe, TMNT, & Ghostbusters used as an X-Men house

This brings me to my first random fact about me today on this glorious Triple Tangent Tuesday: I can't handle bare walls! (That sounds kinda dirty but you know what I mean) I feel like I'm in a prison if there is nothing on my walls. There has to be something: art, posters, pictures, jewels, SOMETHING other than ripped off paint chunks!!! We aren't leaving until October 6th... I'm going to flip out and murder beat my husband. Which brings me to my next random fact:

The girl that rented us our apartment in Seattle looks like Amber Portwood from Teen Mom but skinnier and bleached blond! (I hope to God she doesn't read this one day and hate me) She was a super sweet girl and I'm sure she would never beat her man in front of her daughter but I swear that girl had me doing double takes!

Imagine her with Bleach Blond Hair!

Oh my God. I was just Googling to snatch that Image of Ms. Portwood and found this picture of her tattoo portrait of Leah! WTF were you thinking Amber? That shit is whack!

That's just COO COO!

Ps. CK & I are watching the finale RIGHT NOW and Gary just played guitar and sang a song to Amber. Haha she of course yelled at him and he hung up. CK is pissed he just got nation airtime playing a song. LOL gotta love my Teen Mommas.

The next random thing in my life has nothing to do with the previous facts and isn't really a fact at all but instead something that was so sweet it made my day go from crappy to amazing. It's so funny how when you question the choices you make in life and start to doubt yourself the universe just has a way of letting you know you're doing just fine. Tonight a girl that I went to college with and always thought of as a total bad ass (way to cool to be my friend) completely shocked me with this message:



First off I can't believe anyone even reads my blog MUCH less that it actually means something to them. I do this blog because I love it, I knew my life would be one crazy mash up of things this year and I wanted to keep track of it. I needed another creative outlet besides painting and I wanted to make new friends along the way. Little did I realize it would bring me closer to friends I already have! I'm such a loser with words sometimes that all I could say back is THANK YOU from the bottom of my heart and that made my day so much better. Sometimes I forget how lucky I am and how many good people I have met in this lifetime and that's something I want to never look over. People are what I want to cherish and enjoy each day; not things, not money but adventures and experiences with the people I love and I just love sharing the awesome people I know with the world! On another note I totally sucked at the whole exercise thing today after my meltdown about the empty walls. Like serious meltdown that I had to feed no bake cookies to until I calmed down. Sheesh, I can't wait to move and be jobless so I can go to the gym 2 times a day and get Olsen Twin skinny. (ha ha ha ha) But until then I will wake up and do 2 miles in the morning. I really didn't want to but geeze that FB message made me want to get off my cookie ass and go run! Thanks McKenzie!

What things make you go absolutely CRAZY on your partner/spouse?

Do you know anyone that looks like a Teen Mom?