Well...well...well...
Here's what I've been up to since Wednesday:
1. Slacking on working out (FAIL)
2. Selling as much stuff as possible before this move
3. Tracking down big boxes and kicking the homeless out of them.
4. Working/being a big baby about leaving my guys at work (I'm gona miss them)
5. Going out to every dump bar in Laurel before we leave just to say I have been.
6. Spending as much time with friends as possible.
7. Trying to complete tasks to get ready for this move (TONS OF THINGS)
8. Trying not to kill Chad for destroying our apartment. I'm ashamed at how ugly it is right now.
Last night started out like something out of a cheesey 80's movie where it's just a couple innocent kids that get taken on a wild ride one night that ends up being the best night EVER. Well, not really the best night ever but definatly one of those you look back on and say, "How in the hell did that happen last night?" Yesterday, after I got off work I stayed at the warehouse for a little bit and had some new 8oz Bud Light Lime's with my boss and warehouse manager. I absolutely love the guys I work with and I've never had a job where your boss has a cold one waiting on you at 5pm. Granted those are the perks that come while one works for a Beer distributor. So, we had a few beers and then it was time for me to try and drive home (I was totally under the legal limit but I did have a little buzz good thing I live verrrry close to my job - like a mile and half away) The hubs wasn't home and I didn't want the party to stop so I stopped in on my friend Michelle told her to get dressed and lets go downtown and drink 2 for 1 glasses of wine and make CK come get us later. (I'm a horrible wife) It didn't take much convincing and we arrived shortly at the bar! It was cheap wine on the special but we showed it who was boss and then we called my warehouse manager to come join us. At this point Chad was on his way back home and sent me the most beautiful text message I have ever gotten in my life, "So, you want me to come now or do dishes and trash first?" SERIOUSLY, although it makes it sound like all I do is beat my husband and make him clean and drive me around all the time I seriously did not expect him to be trained so well and so quickly. Girls, it takes a lot of time and effort to get them molded THAT good. haha... After CK got to the bar (yes, I said go home and do the dishes please -he's the best!) and we had our fill of wine we decided to go to a local legion club thing. I don't understand these "moose lodges" I just remember seeing them on Rosanne (remember that show! Love it) but I think you pay to be a member and then you can come drink there? But we aren't members and I'm not paying to be one so... we went and drank anyways. There was Karaoke... and that's about the last little bit I remember. Don't worry though...there's video.
Making my mother proud every day since 1986.
Since I am the best singer/dancer in the world I have to preform for everyone. I have no idea why people let me do this to myself nor why my husband is sitting in a chair looking like he is waiting for lap dance. This is completely embarrassing but I love it anyways. Nor do I have any idea why I think I have to work the crowd? ARE YOU PUSHING IT LEGION??
Believe it or not, after that astounding rendition of PUSH IT by Salt-N-Peppa I felt the crowd needed a little more... so then I turned country and gave um a little Garth Brooks - I got friends in low places.
To my knowledge there's no video of this one... hopefully.
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That brings me to this morning, I wasn't dead but I woke up with that feeling of, "did I make someone mad last night?" I hate that feeling! Turns out the only thing I did was dig my nails into Chads arm and draw blood when he tried to take my food INTO the bar to eat it. I'm a horrible wife but I swear it's only because my nails are long right now and I never let them get long and I didn't know my power. I love you husband and I'm sorry that I made you bleed, but you knew getting into this-- there will be blood.
She's embarrassed to be seen with me now.
Enjoy people..Enjoy.
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That brings me to this morning, I wasn't dead but I woke up with that feeling of, "did I make someone mad last night?" I hate that feeling! Turns out the only thing I did was dig my nails into Chads arm and draw blood when he tried to take my food INTO the bar to eat it. I'm a horrible wife but I swear it's only because my nails are long right now and I never let them get long and I didn't know my power. I love you husband and I'm sorry that I made you bleed, but you knew getting into this-- there will be blood.
only class and dignity here people.
Enjoy people..Enjoy.
