15 on Friday

1. This kind of stuff always freaks me out... I don't care what the scientific reason is:


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Hundreds of Stingrays found dead on the beach in Mexico.

2. I almost got pooped on by a bird...INSIDE of my car the other day. I was sitting at a red light with my window rolled almost all the way down and my arm sitting right beside it when a bird came out of no where and pooped on my window. It was at the very top of my window and if it had been an INCH of difference it would have been all over my ARM! I was freaking out looking like around like I had been shot... and then I smelled it. OMG. I may never be able to ride with the windows down again.


3. It was Heroin.
 
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4. My husband just yelled at his phone, "BUT WHAT TIME IS IT?!" I asked what in the world he was talking about and and he said that, "Rick Grimes just instagramed a new trailer comes out on July 19th and I need to know what time!" We may have a problem here.

5. We have a new member of the family this week! We are dog sitting for a friend and now poor Tyson has to put up with queen Olive for a week.

 

 

    He makes the craziest faces!!!

6. Did I tell you guys I have been eating salads everyday? This is huge in case I didn't because I just recently started liking salads. Things are really changing around these parts.

7. How many different patterns can one woman wear?

 

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8. This is all she does... laziest dog alive. 

 

9. Gotta love emoji messages from the husband...

 

Who knows where Tight butt hole comes from!?! Hint: It's not XXX rated.

 

10.  19 Signs you're too old for this crap.

Although, I still love a good dress up party and cupcakes.

#6 Don't even get us started on festivals

 

 

11. THIS ONE is for Paula

 

12. I don't WANT this. I NEED this...

Lies we all say to ourselves.

13. Bethenny Frankel is breaking my heart with out she is ripping up her marriage and trying to cut her daughters father out of her life... Jason was such a good guy. Stop it Bethenny I really want to keep loving you but you're making it hard.

14. Is Lamar REALLY cheating on Khole?!

15.
 

It's Friday!

I'm going to try and start being consistent with my posts. (kinda) So, on Friday's I'm going to tell you about things. It may be only 5 things but sometimes it might be 15. I mean sometimes it's a slow week ya know!

1.
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2. 22 Signs you've found your best friend forever


3. Does anyone remember this girl from My Super Sweet 16? I giggled for 5 mins at this one...

I feel you girl.

4. I'm only 26 but according to this I'm 30.

5. On Tuesday I booked a vacation during Thanksgiving for me and hubs in LA. Five hours later after two weeks of discussing the dates we found out Thanksgiving is actually REALLY late this year... November 28th to be exact and I booked our non-refundable trip a week early on the 21st. I am an IDIOT! Thankfully we are still going but I am SUPER pissed at myself... good news is if we would have booked it on the dates I was going for it would have been twice the price... So, I still win.

6. Big Brother is back! So far this season is pretty good! I can't believe there are people on there being all racist and junk. YOU'RE BEING FILMED 24 hours a day... how STUPID can you be?!
hahaha... AND the two girls that are doing it BOTH got fired from their real life jobs AND they don't even know yet. HA

7. I'm addicted to Candy Crush. It's and EVIL game but it is sooooooo much fun. Took me 500 tries to beat Level 147...but I DID it!


8. Did I mention yet that there is a Hattiesburg, Mississippi player on Big Brother this season! I'm rooting for you Howard!


9. We saw The Heat on Sunday and that movie is so funny. I love Melissa McCarthy and her trying to find those tiny girl balls had me rolling with laughter!

10. Speaking of movies we also saw This is the End the other week and it was amazing.
 My favorite part:

Go watch it right now.

11. Chad and I are working out together in the mornings now... I actually really enjoy it but we did a new workout on Sunday with medicine balls and I was going beast mode on that crap only to wake up on Monday and I couldn't get out of bed. I thought I threw my back out but it was just really sore. I'm back to normal now... if you want to really do something crazy do a medicine ball workout right now and make sure to do this move 30 times on each side:


12. This is what my husband put outside of his butcher shop this week:

Go like his job on Facebook if you're in the WA area!

13. Blocking people on facebook has become a favorite hobby of mine. The sheer amount of people that I don't give a crap about what they think list is growing and growing as of late.

14. Follow me on Instagram

15. Watch Dexter on Sunday.