Friday's Five AND a FREE Promo!

Hey you guys! It's Friday on a 3 Day weekend for me and I am in SUCH a good mood!
A lot of fun things happened this week so lets start with those:

We got sent an Edible Arrangement at work this week.

It was AMAZING. I love my job.

That same day I went to my last Happy Hour with Jenn and we split a yummy Pizza (Arugula and Pancetta) I'm going to miss our dates.
 


Then I got to Facetime with my Momma for a little bit... why we don't do this more I have no idea?


Then last night Chad cooked the best dinner yet! I found the secret girls... the more they cook the better they get at it. I'm never cooking again.




Now, the best part! Favery is having a PROMO SALE! It was just a 2 day thing so it ENDS TODAY! So, if you signed up on the website the other day like I begged you to first off THANK YOU and second off if you have anything that you were wanting go and get it NOW! You will have $10.00 already just for signing up your email and then when you check out today you can enter PROMO CODE: FALL and get 20% off of EVERYTHING!!! Remember, you can refer people as well and get $6.00 for each one that signs up. I did this and I got this Skull Bangle this morning for .80cents thanks to all of you that gave me credits!!!


Look at those discounts! That's a savings of $45.20!

I can't think of a better way to start my weekend then with Free jewelry! Sign up here and start shopping!

Fridays Five

1. I'm sure you alllll heard about the Royal baby George!

Welcome to the world future king.

2. I'm so proud of my husband. He is AMAZING and living proof that if you go after your dreams you can get them. Almost 2 years in Seattle and he has accomplished so much. Every weekend he has at least 1 show and for the month of August he has already booked more gigs than ever before. I also might add that he no longer plays for free and that my friends is a HUGE accomplishment as any musician will tell you. Go after your dreams kid and NEVER let anyone tell you you're not good enough. Now, go LIKE his Facebook page and keep up with all of his dreams.

3. AMANDA BYNES poured gasoline all over her POMERANIAN!! WTF?!
This crazy girl accidentally drenched her pom with gasoline and rushed into a gas station to wash it off. Thank God the dog is not hurt AND she is now being held for psychiatric evaluation. How can someone be so careless to possibly hurt their dog...ESPECIALLY A POMERANIAN! Excuse me while I go snuggle with Olive.

OMG it looks like Olive a little!! I'm so upset over this. Get your act together you freaking little miserable person. You are rich, skinny, previously beautiful, funny, and you have dogs. I don't care what you're going through. SNAP OUT OF IT.


4. OMG This made my day!

Make a real movie... do it do it do it!

5. I'm so over seeing weight loss pills/wraps/shakes/etc on my Facebook. There are no quick fixes! Stop wasting money and go to the gym and eat better. YES, it might take longer and it sucks...but it's how you're supposed to do it. Give me a breakkkkkkkkkk.

15 on Friday

1. This kind of stuff always freaks me out... I don't care what the scientific reason is:


(source)

Hundreds of Stingrays found dead on the beach in Mexico.

2. I almost got pooped on by a bird...INSIDE of my car the other day. I was sitting at a red light with my window rolled almost all the way down and my arm sitting right beside it when a bird came out of no where and pooped on my window. It was at the very top of my window and if it had been an INCH of difference it would have been all over my ARM! I was freaking out looking like around like I had been shot... and then I smelled it. OMG. I may never be able to ride with the windows down again.


3. It was Heroin.
 
(source)

4. My husband just yelled at his phone, "BUT WHAT TIME IS IT?!" I asked what in the world he was talking about and and he said that, "Rick Grimes just instagramed a new trailer comes out on July 19th and I need to know what time!" We may have a problem here.

5. We have a new member of the family this week! We are dog sitting for a friend and now poor Tyson has to put up with queen Olive for a week.

 

 

    He makes the craziest faces!!!

6. Did I tell you guys I have been eating salads everyday? This is huge in case I didn't because I just recently started liking salads. Things are really changing around these parts.

7. How many different patterns can one woman wear?

 

(Instagram)

 

 

8. This is all she does... laziest dog alive. 

 

9. Gotta love emoji messages from the husband...

 

Who knows where Tight butt hole comes from!?! Hint: It's not XXX rated.

 

10.  19 Signs you're too old for this crap.

Although, I still love a good dress up party and cupcakes.

#6 Don't even get us started on festivals

 

 

11. THIS ONE is for Paula

 

12. I don't WANT this. I NEED this...

Lies we all say to ourselves.

13. Bethenny Frankel is breaking my heart with out she is ripping up her marriage and trying to cut her daughters father out of her life... Jason was such a good guy. Stop it Bethenny I really want to keep loving you but you're making it hard.

14. Is Lamar REALLY cheating on Khole?!

15.
 

It's Friday!

I'm going to try and start being consistent with my posts. (kinda) So, on Friday's I'm going to tell you about things. It may be only 5 things but sometimes it might be 15. I mean sometimes it's a slow week ya know!

1.
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2. 22 Signs you've found your best friend forever


3. Does anyone remember this girl from My Super Sweet 16? I giggled for 5 mins at this one...

I feel you girl.

4. I'm only 26 but according to this I'm 30.

5. On Tuesday I booked a vacation during Thanksgiving for me and hubs in LA. Five hours later after two weeks of discussing the dates we found out Thanksgiving is actually REALLY late this year... November 28th to be exact and I booked our non-refundable trip a week early on the 21st. I am an IDIOT! Thankfully we are still going but I am SUPER pissed at myself... good news is if we would have booked it on the dates I was going for it would have been twice the price... So, I still win.

6. Big Brother is back! So far this season is pretty good! I can't believe there are people on there being all racist and junk. YOU'RE BEING FILMED 24 hours a day... how STUPID can you be?!
hahaha... AND the two girls that are doing it BOTH got fired from their real life jobs AND they don't even know yet. HA

7. I'm addicted to Candy Crush. It's and EVIL game but it is sooooooo much fun. Took me 500 tries to beat Level 147...but I DID it!


8. Did I mention yet that there is a Hattiesburg, Mississippi player on Big Brother this season! I'm rooting for you Howard!


9. We saw The Heat on Sunday and that movie is so funny. I love Melissa McCarthy and her trying to find those tiny girl balls had me rolling with laughter!

10. Speaking of movies we also saw This is the End the other week and it was amazing.
 My favorite part:

Go watch it right now.

11. Chad and I are working out together in the mornings now... I actually really enjoy it but we did a new workout on Sunday with medicine balls and I was going beast mode on that crap only to wake up on Monday and I couldn't get out of bed. I thought I threw my back out but it was just really sore. I'm back to normal now... if you want to really do something crazy do a medicine ball workout right now and make sure to do this move 30 times on each side:


12. This is what my husband put outside of his butcher shop this week:

Go like his job on Facebook if you're in the WA area!

13. Blocking people on facebook has become a favorite hobby of mine. The sheer amount of people that I don't give a crap about what they think list is growing and growing as of late.

14. Follow me on Instagram

15. Watch Dexter on Sunday.

Friday!

It's that magical day everyoneeeee!! FRIDAY!

I really  hate that I yearn so much for the weekends. I mean I love my job but who doesn't love to not have to work?! I get off work early today but not for anything fun... a doctors appointment that I dread every year. Being a woman blows sometimes. I hate all of you stupid men.

Anyways, yesterday I got a call from my gym to set up a free personal assessment. I'm all like, "I don't need an assessment, I know I'm fat I don't really need you to confirm it." But the girl was super sweet and when I went to the gym after work I met with her and set up an appointment for Saturday. I am NOT looking forward to knowing but I figure why not at least now I'll have a real starting point and hopefully in a few months I can do it again and see some progress!

In other news... this weekend is going to be super packed. I've got a good friends birthday dinner tonight that I get to wear my new black dress to which I'm pretty excited about and then Chad has 2 shows this weekend. I also (hopefully) will be buying my first SLR camera and then on Sunday we are planning to go to the Tulip fields to explore and take a few shots!

Check it out:

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Tulips aren't my favorite BUT they are soooooo pretty and I've heard that "you just have to go to Mt. Vernon, WA to see it for yourself" - 380 acres of tulip fields....I'm so excited!

What kind of camera do YOU recommend for me?

What's your favorite flower?
I've always been an orchid girl... but lately I'm falling for peonies.

Oh and here is Chads flyer for the shows this weekend... if you're in the area COME and say hi!

It's Friday!!!

Work drives me nuts sometimes.

 I HATE HATE HATE when I am talking and/or asking questions and I feel like I’m being ignored.

I BELIEVE in questions.

I am not scared to ask nor discuss something if I have issues. But you see I have a prankster at the office that does this to me ALL THE TIME because he thinks its cute and funny. Kinda like in 8th grade when you had to deal with the dumb ass that just liked to irritate everyone. No sir, it makes me want to stab you. On the other hand-- TOTAL gratification when they are asking me a question and I give an answer. I am right… I know in my soul that I am right but they doubt me. How DARE they. 

10 minuets later…. I ask, “Well, was a I right?” 

 As he is quickly walking by to head to the bathroom I get a, “Yup.” 

 Thought so.

   In other work related news… Do you know what one of my BIGGEST annoyances is? When I have 10 different screens open on my computer working on 4 different things and I keep clicking the wrong tab or God forbid I pull up the Internet and go to click a link and then something else on the page loads and the link moves RIGHT before I click it. I end up on an advertisement website that freeze my screen for 35 seconds. DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG 35 SECONDS IS WHEN YOU DO THAT?!


 
 Anddddd that enough Rage for today because GUESS WHAT!?!?!:

Five things for Friday

Let's be Random today...since it's Friday and all. This might possibly be the most Random Friday I have ever had by the way. In regards to my blog absences i've been in major anxiety mode all week (I'll explain later) and the thought of blogging anything but happy/fun things was what stopped me from blogging. I refuse for this blog to be anything  but the good part of life..I mean really who wants to hear about someone being stupid and whiny on her blog...not me. No pictures of wrist cutting here.

Moving Along... how about 5 Random things for Friday:

(stolenfromeatwatchruniloveyou)

1. My best friend is coming to visit me in May!!! For freaking 8 days...talk about someone loving you and missing you a shit ton. I love that beautiful woman!

Yes, My Best Friend is a Mexican. Don't be racist.

(andeventhoughtshedoesnteverbloghereisherblog)

2. I've been drinking a lot of Green Monsters for lunch! I love getting my fruits and veggies in with this smoothie! It really is delicious.

That's Pineapples, grapes, strawberries, strawberry chobani, water, ice, & spinach

My ugly plastic cup (I got it for $2!) that is essential to drinking smoothies... through a STRAW. You have to have a straw or it's disgusting drinking smoothies... tooo thick and cold. I have to have a straw.

4. I saw Joan Rivers preform Wednesday night with my Mother.

(Details soon to come)

5. CK got sick this week. We all know what that means:

Total MANCHILD.

Men are the worst at being sick they turn into total babies!

An no...sadly we were not paid for those product placements. Haha

Life 2.0

Friday Night is consisting of me Not going to CK's show (yes, I'm obviously a horrible wife) and instead staying home listening to the rain and FINALLY getting to watch the Documentary Life 2.0.

You may remember me bitching about the availability of the Documentary that was on the OWN network ONE time. They never showed it again and then the damn filmmaker didn't have any copies out yet - so, 8 eons later Netflix gets it and here I am...staying in on a Friday night for it. 

I mean the fact that it was only on ONE time is just ridiculous Oprah. You could have seriously played Life 2.0 more and not 7000 episodes of this:

Have any of you ever seen this show!? It is nuts...but completely interesting. I swear people are the most entertaining thing ever. Screw scripted drama...reality baby, RE-AL-ity!

Yes, I cheated.

He Cheated.

Are you freaking kidding me!? TV Gold.

I must go...my TV is calling.

Addiction

When these are in my house I will never lose weight.

Don't worry they are gone now... the two best candies in the entire world. yumm.

I might have been a little slutty Friday night.

The FI had an outdoor gig & I've been obsessed with boobs lately anddd I've been working on my tan, andddddddddd just couldn't help myself.

The FI's show was outside and it felt amazing.

My pretty ladies make shows funnnn.

The flash was not cooperating.

None the less it was a fun night and now the countdown begins:

T minus 3 1/2 days until my Bachelorette beach weekendddddd!

Besties, Booze, Boobs, & Beach!!!