TV Marathons

After a ridiculous night on Friday the rest of the weekend was spent on my couch watching TV. Usually when this happens I end up watching crazy things and this weekend was no different.

First up we have Spring Breakers.

I don't even know where to start. I have no idea what this movie was about or why Selena, Vanessa, and James Franco even did this movie. It literally felt like a home video of a group of college girl best friends making the craziest choices possible. I was always broke in college but never once did I think, "Oh hey lets go rob the local dairy bar and steal enough money to get to Florida." WTF?!

Here is the actual synopsis:
Four sexy college girls plan to fund their spring break getaway by burglarizing a fast food shack. But that’s only the beginning… During a night of partying, the girls hit a roadblock when they are arrested on drug charges. Hungover and clad only in bikinis, the girls appear before a judge but are bailed out unexpectedly by Alien, an infamous local thug who takes them under his wing and leads them on the wildest Spring Break trip in history. Rough on the outside but with a soft spot inside, Alien wins over the hearts of the young Spring Breakers, and leads them on a Spring Break they never could have imagined.


Yea, it's that weird. The best thing about the movie was James Francos creepy character whispering..."Spring Breakkkk" "Spring Breakkkk" Chad and I both agreed best part of the movie. Oddest part was when JF gave a BJ to a gun. Yea, that happened. 

Up next was a The Jeffery Dahmer Files: 

Synopsis: An experimental documentary film that uses archival footage, interviews, and fictionalized scenarios to tell the story of the people around Jeffrey Dahmer during the summer of his arrest in 1991.

This was a really interesting look at Dahmer. I find serial killers fascinating and terrifying at the same time so I watch a lot of documentaries about them. This one started off a little slow but then it really dove into the people that Dahmer knew and affected. I highly recommend this one. Also, it was 1991 and you know what that means! Killer fashion windbreaker style and the detective that got the confessions disgusting mustache.

This guy freaked me out and he's a cop.

The weekend also included hours of My Little Ponies, True Life, and Lifetime movies. It's a hard day getting all that work done folks. You really have to work out your brain to be able and understand that many story lines. It's like a TV marathon. This girl might have ran over 50 marathons but I watch 26.2 hours of TV every weekend. I should start having expos on Thursday nights so I can get my viewing packet and free snacks. You guys can join too just send me your $85 entry fee in the mail. Cash only please and I'll mail your race map, snacks, and bibs to your house. If you successfully watch all TV I'll mail you your super fabulous medal that you can proudly wear around your neck and post pictures of on Facebook. Hey, I might even throw in a 26.2 sticker for your car!

I miss you

I'm gonna be a little honest here and let everyone know: I'm a little homesick.

 Not really for home or the place because I'm head over heels in love with Seattle but for my family and friends. That's the only bummer about moving. I can't see my mom when I want, I can't call Michelle and make her go drink wine with me all night, I can't go into my old work and see all my redneck men, I can't go lay out with Morgan in her pool, etc. I just miss the people I was around every day for the last few years and that southern twang that only I speak up here. I'll shake this feeling off in a few hours but every now and again it creeps up. I can't wait to go home for Christmas and to see everyone, maybe it will make seeing them even better or at least that's what I'm thinking will happen.

Don't get me wrong, I am so happy here. I have a fun little job, a bunch of new sweet friends (that all have there own little twang that I'm currently in love with), and a husband that is working his ass of and blowing up the music scene in Seattle. He is in the process of landing a really big gig at a well known place on Nov. 19th we are just awaiting the official booking,(before I name name it and Jinx stuff) if/when that happens...it's a pretty big deal and a place where he possibly get heard and make some big connections. I have no doubt in his abilities and I've never met someone more driven so even if this opportunity doesn't pan out there will be more. Check out his Music people (His music is also at the Bottom of my blog) and Like him on Facebook it will make our day better AND you can say you knew him before anyone else did.

Life is one big adventure and I hope you all are making the most of every single day.

Now, after watching a little bit of the NYC  Marathon and some of the Seahawk VS. Cowboys game its time to get off my but and run a few miles before work. I'm watching the recap of NYC to see if I catch a glimpse of SkinnyRunner. You inspire me to get off my ass and go run a few miles when you just ran 2 back to back Marathons THIS WEEKEND.

 I looked up Hardcore the other day in the dictionary and there was a picture of you.

Heres a picture I saw floating around facebook that totally reflects me:

That little chunky munky is to presh for words.

Happy Sunday everyone!! I have Tomorrow off and I want to do something FUN.

PS. If you're in Seattle hit me up lets have a blog date soon.