Pain Pills and Sarah Mclachlan

Why do weekends go so Fast and the weekdays just seem to draaaaag out?

Yes, I know Every.Single.Person. has this complaint on Sunday nights or Monday mornings but still I want to know!

This weekend was pretty fun CK had a show Friday night at a local coffee shop and it was like an apartment get together. A lot of our neighbors came out to support CK which is always nice and later that night we all ended up at a local bar called Juanita Pub. I expected this place to be a hole in the wall but we walked in to loud techno/dance music (say what?!) and it was full of young babies (18-21?) everyone looked so young (maybe because I am old now wahh) our either REALLY old and out of place but that lead to some awesome people watching! The other thing that marked my new love for this place was how cheap it was! They had $3.00 wells after 9pm and the food was super affordable and SUPER huge portion wise (it was also SUPER delicious) We got a huge trough (over 1lb!) of French Fries with cheese and bacon…totally healthy but split between 4 people it wasn’t to terrible right? PS. It was only $7.00! Cheap!

We stayed there for a hour or so and then headed home.. my back and abs were KILLING me due to a lot of working out this past week. Do you ever have those times where it just hurts to sit up and breath because your stomach is so sore and your spine feels like it is breaking in half. Yea, that was me Friday night and I just needed SLEEP. I haven’t been getting a lot of that lately and my life sucks when that happens. Saturday was filled with resting and TV watching- totally what I needed and when I woke up Sunday I was ready to do a 5k! My legs were still sore from my run on Thursday so I decided to do the 5k on the Crossramp which ended up being a Great workout and the fastest one I have done in awhile on the Ramp. (Don’t be to impressed it was a 45min 5k) I think the Treadmill might be helping me get faster...which is great! I also did a killer arm/back workout and my 2^nd day of 50 squats before getting ready to go shopping with my friend Angela. She is from Miami and a complete ball of fun! Shopping with her is defiantly one of my new favorite hobbies but there were a couple things I learned yesterday:

1.       Do NOT buy heavy things First when you will not be going back to the car until then end of the trip.

2.       Do NOT wear a big heavy coat even though it is cold Outside into the mall

I am an idiot and Bath and Body Works had those Candles I love on sale again. BBW was our 2^nd stop of the day and I managed to buy about 20lbs worth of stuff (2 big candles & 5 foam soaps) to carry for the next 3 hours. More shopping was done through a HUGE mall and more purchases were bought and of course more heavy stuff for me. We came across a hair store that was closing and everything was 50% off. This lead me to buy the biggest Paul Mitchell Shampoo and Conditioners I could find and these babies:

Hello pretty nails!

I deemed shopping my workout #2 of the day after sweating buckets in my big coat (Do not wear a big coat when on a shopping marathon because you either have to sweat as I mentioned before OR you have to carry it…adding another 3lbs to your load!) and giving my arms another killer workout with all the extra weight. I got home cooked Spaghetti and Meatballs (Have I told you lately how much I LOVE CK’s new job? Grass fed organic Beef is SERIOULSY the only way to go – delicious) almost passed out from starvation because I “forgot” to eat. WTF how do you do that? I swear I really do though and I always want to die when I realized it.

It’s like Dumb and Dumber when Lloyd goes, “HARRY! Do you REALIZE what you’ve done!?”

Then CK also bought another one of these home:

I ate two… the rest were gone this morning… I think someone has a problem. Cough*CK*Cough

Then I passed out like a baby.

My whole body was sore and hurting again so I took a pain pill, crawled in bed, and called it a night at 9pm.

I slept better last night than I have in awhile.

I suppose pure exhaustion is the trick to sleeping well…oh and pain pills.

On that note I leave you with this:

Thanks ASPCA, Thanks.

PS. We love the animals in my house... if you are looking for a place to donate money choose ASPCA or your local animal shelters! 

Remember: Animals are innocent... they can't go get jobs or protect themselves like humans can.

A few things...

So this last week included a few things...

1. I completed week 1 of my challenge (here)

I did 100 crunch every day... my abs hurttttt but I'm so proud I actually did it!

I'm on week 2 now...I already did my 50 squats for today and I'm looking forward to the week!

2. My best friend is doing a Walk&Roll for Wilson Research Foundation with her family!

Read there story HERE and Donate if you can!

3. I have been watching Caged all day ONDEMAND MTV.

 

I swear to God this sounds so trashy but dang they remind me of high school/college.

MakesmemisstheSouth

Pretty and Stupid that's how we like um.

Then I found out him and Chelsea over at Teem Mom 2 hang out...

It's like Justin and Brittany all over again!

3. Jennifer Lawrence is AMAZINGLY BEAUTIFUL!

Did you see her at the Hunger Games Opening!?

Girl on FIRE is right!

4. Did you know that you get FREE FRIES at Burger King today AND tomorrow!?

With GREEN Ketchup! 

I haven't gone... yet.  

5. I'm going to start doing Yoga tomorrow morning!

I got an awesome groupon for 10 classes for $20.00

I have been doing a lot of cardio and strength exercises and I feel like I need to stretch out once a week.

I can't wait for it!

Now, I've just got to find my mat.

WTF Wednesday!?

I think I like WTF Wednesdays... It's like I can ramble about the oddest things that don't really go together. Much like my life.

Last Friday after I got off work I decided I deserved a pedicure. I did NOT take a before picture you do not ever want to see my funk nasty heels when they haven't had a pedicure in oh say over 7 months.

Oh sweet Heaven!

Then after all the usual stuff this happened:

They put warm paraffin wax stuff in plastic bags and then tied them around my feet massaging in the wax and then putting my feet in warm booties. WTF!? It was amazing! Why has this never happened to me before?

PS. I paid $10 bucks LESS than what I used to pay in MS. WTF?! Only $25 bucks to get a pedicure with white tips?!!! I'll be back ladies... I will be back!

Terri loves you.

If you're in Kirkland and need magic done to your feet go to:

Four Seasons Nails

Now, this is not Four Seasons work... I went home and decided to do my nails myself...

WTF?! is that cut from? And yes I'm a hand model now a Plus sized hand model.

I guess it was "Beauty" week at our house last week because Olive also got her first Haircut in WA.

She got full paper treatment with full pamper price. $60 bucks. WTF!?

I guess the little shit was worth it though, she came back super happy and supper clean. However, they cut her hair to damn short and she looked like a boy fox. I am not happy. I told them not to do the stupid short haired pom cut and they did it anyway. I like my girl to look like a pretty lion...like this:

Not a shaved Fox...

Look how pissed she is!

Thank God it's already starting to grow out a little...She's getting tired of me calling her the ugly Fox.

Wooooorkkk it.

I won't name the place because I'm not certain I like them but here's another thing that makes me go "hmmmm."

Early this week we got this in the mail... Now, CK might have dropped her off and picked her up but I made the damn appointment. He talked to ME and I know that Olive would never leave her mother out of a thank you card. Nor, does she have the skills to take a picture of herself so I'm guessing that they forged this letter. Not sure how I feel about this.

I've mentioned before on here that CK is a butcher as well as, a musician and we have a problem. 1) He comes home and smells like smoked meat. Olive flips out and wont stop licking him to death or sniffing for a good 45 minuets. 2) He makes me hungry when I smell him 3) He keeps bringing home delicious meaty things. WTF!?

Example A.

Gourmet beef and pork hot dogs. Say whaaaat.

I also decided something today that might have you saying WTF!?

I'm going to write a book.

Now, there is no deadline for this it might take my whole life but I am going to start on it soon. I love reading and for some reason I can't wait to develop a story and write it down so it turns real. How neat is that.... It will of course be filled with thousand of grammatical errors but hey, that's what editors are for!

What is something you want to do in your lifetime?