After being sick all weekend in the most disturbing of ways I am finally feeling back to normal. In short I had the WORST period of my life. WTF?! Ovaries I think they were literally trying to kill me and make sure that I realize I am not ready to go through child birth any time soon.
(I don’t understand how in the HELL do you WOMEN do THAT?)
Monday I started eating right again (like really right – how I was eating when I lost weight before) and so far that’s been going great! I’ve been using the MyFitnessPal AP to keep up with calories and workouts (I’ve been honest) and I feel better…other than one thing… WTF is the deal with when you eat healthy you are always hungry!? I seriously eat 7 small meals a day …snacking on carrots, bananas, apples, etc all day long. My meals are well rounded but because they are so healthy they never keep me full for long. When I think about it I guess that is the way it is supposed to be and I get lazy with having to eat all the time that I like eating less times and feeling fuller… but that just doesn’t work for me when trying to lose weight and leads me to eating a shit ton at night - which is a big No No.
I love bananas and peanut butter!
I also have realized something else about myself this past week. I can’t complete long term goals. I suck at life and I don’t know WTF my problem is but its just the TRUTH and I’ve got to admit it. Remember my 28 day Challenge? Well that turned into a 16 day accomplishment. I got sick and got bored with it but it did teach me a lesson: I can do two week goals and that’s what I’m going to start doing instead of beating myself up about never accomplishing a bigger task. I will celebrate small victories. I am going to start up another 14 day challenge this Saturday too – I’ll explain later…
Last night was Taco Tuesday at the bar and CK and some of our friends decided it was time to feast on $1 tacos and cold beer. I actually went to the gym before we went to the bar and I ended up wearing my workout crops tucked into my Uggs with no shame. I was paranoid I stunk but no one said anything…so unless they are all just being nice I think the 40oz of body splash I put on worked. You’re probably wondering, “Terri where is the WTF moment” well, here it goes. I ended up making some new friends at the bar that wanted me to help them pick out songs on the Jukebox player thing and then they proceeded to put $20.00 in the damn thing. WTF?! $20.00 do you know how many credits that was?! I helped “L” as we will call her for about 15 minutes choosing different songs… but there were issues. She’s trashed and I’m trying to figure out what songs she wants me to play because she paid for it after all but then she said she hates Reggae and Jazz music and her favorite is Nickelback.
WTF?! NICKELBACK.
hahah Thank you Google.
Shoot me in the GD face please. I let her play 3 stupid Nickelback songs then she bounced off with 11 credits still in the damn machine. I ended up picking all reggae and some new Madonna with the rest while thinking the whole time, “how do I get myself in these situations?” I am too damn nice. After I rejoined my group they all were laughing because they heard me say, “Nickelback?! Omg you’re Crazy” to the girl and then the Nickelback song Came on and L and her date started dancing to it. I’m sorry… I know I’m a bitch but WTF?! Kill me.
Then this morning I came into work dressed up in heels and a skirt (normally I wear jeans and boots) because all my jeans are dirty and the one pair that is clean is freshly washed and I just didn’t feel like getting in them when they are super tight then take 5 mins to stretch them out and get them comfy… It was just not appealing at all after last night.
Instead, since it is warmer outside I am breaking out my nice skirts and heels to which shocked the guys I work with this morning into both of them looking at me confused, one saying I looked hot and the other saying, “That’s what’s wrong with all you southern girls never wearing any pants…getting in trouble” WTF?! First off both of them are like brothers so it’s all in good fun and I absolutely love them but seriously I almost pee’d in my pants when he said that about “southern girls” I simply told him in the south it is just TOO DAMN HOT to wear pants much less anything else. Ever.
CK also bought these little suckers from Target the other day:
WTF!? Why have I never tired these before?
Dude Japanese/Chinese candy is where it is at! Go get you some YanYans Right now... its like cracker stick and icing but different.. I can't explain it just go. GO.
Oh, and just ONE more Nickelback picture.... hehe
lol Sorry if any of you like Nickelback... but you know it's still funny.
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