Chad's adventures in cooking

Every once in awhile I get tired and I don't want to go in the kitchen to cook.

I always cook and CK usually hangs out and does work on the computer; however, there are those times where I want something to eat but I refuse to make it. That's when it's his turn and that's when something bad usually happens. Let me just say that my husband is an awesome man but cooking isn't really his thing. Actually it's not his thing at all..before he met me he only cooked things in the microwave.

 Yesterday was one of those days, I had a crappy day at work and I was exhausted. I didn't get that much sleep the night before and worked all day and night so in general I was pooped. I came home and bitched to CK for about an hour then I made him rub my feet and then I got super hungry so I had to get up and make this:

Pizza Hut ain't got nothing on me.

I like to cook things from scratch (which takes a lot of time and energy) because it is just so much healthier and I think it always taste better. I wanted some pizza but a "healthy" version so I made some whole wheat dough and added sauce, cheese, feta, turkey pepperoni, and some sausage on CK's half.  It turned out sooooooo good; although, I should have let the dough rise more but I was starving and couldn't wait. Anyways, this was a slave job after the day I had had but look at this beauty shot!!:

YUM.

That wasn't all for the night though, after dinner I wanted something sweet.

 I don't buy bags of cookies or sweets because: #1 I'd eat them all the time and get fat, #2 I love homemade things from scratch.

 This leads us to CK's adventures in cooking.

I was sitting on the couch and I said,  "I want no bake cookies and you're going to make them." Sweet I know. Anyways, he accepted the challenge and I told him what to get out and what to do from the couch. This was going to be cooking 101, easy, dummy proof, sweet and simple directions. I pulled up the recipe I use every time on my Iphone and told him what pot to get out:

Ingredients

Successfully getting the right pot and super excited about cooking!

Me getting excited everything was going good while I laid on the couch

At this point everything was going fine, I was telling him what to get out, where it was in the kitchen, how to measure, and telling him to tell me how the stuff was cooking in the pot. Then I noticed he left the kitchen and I said, "where are you going you have to stay in there and get the next stuff ready before it burns!" He didn't speak to me... he just went to the bathroom and came back real quick. He was quite, a little too quite... so I got up and said, "I'll add the oats and stir you're taking to long they will burn." Then I walked around the corner to the kitchen and saw this:

Really Chad? Coco was EVERYWHERE... it was a mess this was after he tried to clean it. All I could do was laugh. Every single time he tries to cook for me something goes wrong.. he didn't want to tell me because he was trying to clean it up before I saw it and yelled at him. LOL Then after this picture he said, "you're just going to make fun of me on your blog now!" Well, baby you were right but this is too good not to share.. I still love you and so will they. While CK was busy cleaning I helped finish the cookies:

Ready for Oats and Peanut Butter!

Ready to be spooned out and cooled!

That was the point where Chad got finished cleaning and told me to get out of the kitchen that he was going to finish making me cookies damnit.

Giving me the I hate your blog face.

Then I went back to the couch and waited for my cookies while doing this face:

So, last nights lesson?

CK just get famous already so we can hire someone else to make us cookies when we are both tired.