A Road Trip to Remember

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Road Trip Picture Recap:

I'm a little to lazy to type up a huge story that consisted of our Road trip across America so I'm going to picture blog your minds off and hope that it satisfactory. If not...tough tacos. 

After our Taco Johns night we woke up the next morning and went to the gym then got ready for our next day on the road. Haley and I decided that we would dress like weirdos for this leg of the trip so that meant leg warmers and Batch Tshirts that have the most horrendous picture of my husband (before I met him) on the back with a caption that says, "Would YOU Marry this guy?!" Total Class

Good Morning Nebraska!

Then we drove into our next state:

and proceeded to drive past this sign about half a mile and then stopped and walked down the interstate to get these pictures. A cop also pulled up and asked us if we were okay...maybe it was the outfits?

Our attempt at a JUMP picture!

Walking back to the car....

Then Haley made me hold her hand haha

Our next stop was an upscale little joint known as "Cowboy Town"



Were they had the creepiest anomatronic things..this gigantic monkey played piano and sang. We all thought we were about to end up in a horror movie and get murdered so we decided to leave asap.

Group shot with the self portrait option on my camera...

The next random adventure we had in SD was at The Corn Palace!

Check out their website HERE for all the cool info on this building Made of corn...for real.

We were way to excited about everything CORN that day.

 After that we headed to Rapid City, SD for the night and stayed in the cutest little hotel ever. I didn't take any pictures of it sadly but they had heat lights in the bathroom and they were RED. I felt like I was at a night club and had intentions of doing a photo shoot in those red lights...alas that never happened.

However, we did wake up the next morning and went to the hotel gym (SCORE working out while driving across the country) and then got ready for our day exploring Mt. Rushmore and driving out to see Devils Tower. *Notice: Who the hell in their right mind works out before going to Mt. Rushmore!? I'm an IDIOT. I only ran 1 mile and did some arms, abs, and legs but then we climbed a damn Mountain. I was cursing myself the whole way up but my ass got a GREAT stair workout let me tell you.*

They were HUGE.... insert "that's what she said joke"

We decided to do FULL makeup this day. (well not CK)

Lovely ladies

We did a little rock climbing too

We climbed the Mountain and they were all over it. lol

Then it was onward to Devils Tower and another State sign picture opportunity!

Hello Wyoming

Hello double chin... bitch.

The wind was blowing like CRAZY so Haley had to help a sista out.

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Now back to Devils Tower:

If you don't know what it is I'm ashamed of you.

Remember a little movie classic "Close Encounters of the Third Kind"

Olive was just excited to get out of the car for this one.

My Momma really wanted to see this even though Aliens FREAK me out.

What's one of my biggest fears?

 Get ready to judge me but I am terrified of getting abducted.

Scares the beegeezus out of me just thinking about it.

It was really fun to see it in person though... I remember watching that movie with my mom and dad when I was little never thinking one day I'd get the chance to see it in person. Let alone I had no idea where it was until last week haha.

Now cue the Holy Crap we see UFO'S photo shoot with Momma.

Hahah I love this woman.

I guess it runs in the family.

That's all for tonight! I'll catch you up on HELL DAY tomorrow. Let me just say I'm an idiot and made us drive 1030 Miles in one 24 hour day. Up a snowing/ice covered Mountain, through Yellowstone National Park, and then ALL the way to Seattle, WA. They should have killed me.